TERRY CALLIEII

The influential American guitarist and singer- songwriter proves he's no Ordinary Joe as he tackles our OSA. Just don't ask him to run the country - under any circumstances

First record you ever bought

Last time you were chatted up

First film you saw that really moved you

Last lie you told

Last time you cried First thing you do when you’ve

got time off work

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Last extravagant purchase you made

First crush

Last book you read

First great piece of advice you were given

Last time you were star struck

First time you realised you were

famous

First thing you’d do if you ran the country

First concert you ever attended

Last time you bought someone flowers

Last time someone criticised

your work First song you’ll sing at karaoke " ' {.,.},.:,."|,,_: \.'..'1..--" '

First thing you think of when you wake up in the morning

Nw I First three words your friends

Last time you exploited your position to get something

The things making our world just that little bit better

I Jarvis Cocker. Installing himself in galleries, doing YouTube dance workshops with kiddies, selling his own records in high street retailers, and filling our little Listy hearts with )0

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I Flipping the bird by email. Often after inter-office gender politics by

debates. I Investigating strange natural phenomena. ‘Mon the Largs Hum (tinyurl.com/oeyqpe)!

I Gorging ourselves like rabid, but patriotic, beasts on Kshocolat's Scottish-made choccie. What? We’re supporting local artisans here.

I Inter-office gender politics debates caused by the re-release of Iceberg Slim's subtly- titled Pimp, with a new forward

would use to describe you

Last time you made an impulse buy and regretted it

Irvine Welsh, and by the appearance of the Travelling Stylists, NYC-versions of Trinny and Susannah on GMTV.

I Getting our Twitter followers to help us think up headlines. Considered for our barbeque feature (page 10):

Last thing you think of before you go to sleep

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‘Grilling Me Softly (With These Tongs)’, and ‘Faster, Pussycat! Grill! Grill!’