■ Flawless Saturday at Victoria’s. 10.30pm–3am. £8. Weekly. Resident Noble Whitelaw brings you classic dance tunes, while Craig McFadden plays chart, R&B and party. ■ I Love Garage at the Garage. 11pm–3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Chart, indie, R&B and hip hop, with karaoke in Snapshotz. ■ It’s Showtime! at Madness. 10pm–3am. £3. Weekly. See Fri. ■ Jumpin Jaks’ Big Party at Jumpin Jaks. 10pm–3am. £7. Weekly. Chart and party sounds for a big Saturday night out. No sportswear, but trainers are permitted. ■ Karbon Saturdays at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Three rooms of house, hip hop, R&B, pop and indie with DJs Kevin McFarlane, Stephen Lee, Woody, Illyus Ableturn, Status and The Dirty Mac. ■ Kinetic Blue at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Indie and funky house from Ross McMillan. ■ Shed Saturdays at the Shed. 10.30pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. If you like the Shed’s Friday night party, you’ll love their Saturday too. ■ This is . . . at Common. 5pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. James Lithgow and Max Asante playing funky indie. ■ Valdor at Valdor. 11pm–3am. Free before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Yasmin and Cris Bigguzzi play R&B, hip hop, house and electro over two rooms.
Glasgow Sundays Club FREE BBQ Beats at the Drawing Room. 2pm. 26 Jul. Live music and DJs Jean Honeymoon, Alexander Murray and Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Hosted by John Deery, with terrace BBQ, cocktails and boardgames. ■ Discobadger at Bamboo. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Dominic Martin, DJ Kash and Mash do the biz every week. ■ Distortion at ABC2. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Emo, screamo and metal with DJ Muppet. ■ Hype at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £2.50/4 before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. A new Sunday jam for Karbon, playing R&B, hip hop and urban classics. ■ Junk at the Buff Club. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Marky Mark presents a fusion of jazz and funk. The folks at the Buff like to call it ‘junk’. ■ Liquid Cool at Common. 9pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. AJ, Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper- hedonistic twentysomething revelers, all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning. ■ Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club. 11pm–3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Glasgow’s finest underground clubbing institution keeps on defining the city’s Sunday, with your hosts JD Twitch and JG Wilkes. Special guest this fortnight is Gavin Russom (24 Jul). ■ Ritual at Classic Grand. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Make Sundays a habit again, with DJ Barry playing rock, metal and industrial. ■ Slide it In at the Cathouse. 11pm–4am. £3 (£2). 26 Jul. Naughty Nicola gets her rocks off, so to speak, with a mix of old and new rock. ■ The Sunday Club at Victoria’s. 11pm–3am. £6. Weekly. Classic commercial dance tunes and anthems all night long. ■ Sunday Service at Oran Mor. 11pm–3am. £4 (free for students). Weekly. Soul, jazz, 60s’ R&B, funk and reggae with the Ecurie Weegie DJs. ■ Sunday Session at the V Club. 11pm–3am. £3 (free with flyer). Weekly. Get over the weekend with Craig Loosejoints and Stevie Elements. FREE Sundays at the Cathouse. 11pm–3am. Weekly (not 26 Jul). Killer rock, metal, punk and requests.
■ Sundays at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Top tunes from now and then with Paul Crawford. ■ Sunglasses at Night at O’Couture. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). 2 Aug. This bank holiday everyone is encouraged to wear their most outlandish sunglasses at night, while clubbing to the Ibizan house and progressive beats from special guest Jay Kay. Ably assisted by residents Rob Etherson, Stevie Foy, and Matt E. Chart & Party ■ Be There Bitch at Valdor. 11pm–3am. £5. Weekly. DJs Nicky Modlin and Neeb mixing everything from electro, pop and indie to R&B and hip hop. ■ Dirty Habits at the Shed. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Party games and party tunes. ■ Frat Sundays at Campus. 9pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £tbc after. Weekly. Party games, karaoke and a mix of music. Look out for regular special guests and theme nights every month. ■ Shuffle at the Viper Bar & Club. 10pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Disco, funk, pop and soul, from Normski and Zeus. ■ Sunday Night Live at Madness. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Karaoke fun with The Sunday Sing-a-Long Show featuring Donny Findlay and Abbygale, then The Barron takes over on the decks from 12.15am. ■ Sunday Sex at Boho. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Raw B playing student anthems all night long, with prizes up for grabs. ■ We Started Everything at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. A night of ‘unadulterated musical magnificence’ (we’re quoting) with Brian McMaster.
Glasgow Mondays Club ■ Burn at the Buff Club. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Burn provides all the disco
songs you’ve forgotten about and the ones you can’t forget. Presented by Normski, Zeus and Mash. ■ Monday Mayhem at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie tracks from CJ. ■ Passionality at Byblos. 11.30pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Roberts plays chart hits for the gay/mixed crowd. ■ Poptimism/Rocktimism at the Garage. 11pm–3am. £4 (free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week party people.
Chart & Party ■ Heat at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–2am. £5. Weekly. Urban, house and indie. Free with trade wage slip. FREE Kamikaze at Kushion. 9pm–3am. Weekly. Chris M plays indie, rock, house and more. ■ Pac Mondays at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. Andy R playing more requests than you can shake a stick at. Free entry for trade staff, and drinks from £1.
Glasgow Tuesdays Club ■ Almost Grown at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £2 (free with student card). Weekly. Rock‘n’roll for the soul with David Stone. ■ Click Summer Beach Party at Classic Grand. 11pm–3am. £3 (free in fancy dress). 4 Aug. DJ Harvey’s back and ready to pump out floor-filling pop, hip hop and R&B tunes along with Ultima. In the back room will be Lewis (Young Blood) and Pumps playing rock, punk, emo and indie, and there’s even a pool! FREE Eureka at Bamboo. 11pm–3am. Weekly. Robin B spins dance, R&B, hip hop and house. ■ Juicy Lounge at Kushion. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A student
Kevin Saunderson It’s always a pleasure to witness a set from Detroit hero Kevin Saunderson, one of the DJs who can truly claim a stake in the birth of techno as we know it on the streets of Motor City. But beyond his standing in dance music history he’s also a phenomenal DJ who’ll no doubt lay down a masterclass in techno. ■ The Sub Club, Glasgow, Fri 24 Jul.
night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one features indie pop and cheese while room two plays R&B and hip hop. ■ Killer Kitsch at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Euan and David play electro, house and rock upstairs, while Duncan has the bootlegs and classics covered downstairs. ■ On Fire at Crib. 10pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. In room one Hesky plays up front R&B, hip hop, dancehall, garage and grime while Big Al plays velvety smooth R&B and soul in room two. ■ Revolution at Queen Margaret Union. 10pm–2am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Muppet plays rock, metal and emo.
Chart & Party ■ Audioculture at Byblos. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. A mixed night of chart, cheese and R&B from DJ Shazza Halliwell. ■ Happy Tuesdays at the Viper Bar & Club. 10pm–2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. With house and indie on the go, there’s nothing sad about this night. ■ TIT Tuesdays at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Lisa Littlewood, Big Al and Dirty Mac with a selection ranging from house to hip hop. ■ Up the Tempo at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Andy Wilson plays classic club anthems, party hits and requests, plus karaoke in the Snapshotz bar.
Club ■ After Hours at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Gerry Lyons plays a mix of everything he loves, from The Stones to Hot Chip. ■ Fuel at Maggie May’s. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Deviant will be turning out metal, industrial, punk, drum & bass, dance, hip hop and more. Is there more? Of course there is. ■ Look Sharp! at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. 90s indie, 60s soul breaks, psych and funk. ■ Octopussy at the Arches. 11pm–3am. £5. Weekly. Jacuzzis, bouncy castles and a Chapel of Love at the Arches’ regular student night. FREE Rehab at Box. midnight–3am. Weekly. An indie, punk rock and psychedelic soundtrack. ■ Remote Control at the V Club. 10.30pm–3am. £3 (£1 students). Weekly. Noj (Pandemic, Nice’n’Sleazy) and John host an alternative indie disco. ■ Smashed Hits at the Flying Duck. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Weekly debauchery with a live performance (artist tbc) and J Dirty Marc giving aural pleasure in a multi-genre ballroom blitz. With club visuals and tea and toast. ■ Tongue in Cheek at Bamboo. 10pm–4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. DJ Miguel plays R&B in the main room, DJ Toast plays chart in the lounge and Andy Wilson plays rock in the red room. ■ Watchamacallit at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Punk, funk and pop with DJ Bobby Bluebell. Chart & Party ■ Allure at the Tunnel. 11.30pm–3am. £3 (students £2-for-1). Weekly. Cheesy pop sounds from DJ Darren and the guys behind Passionality. ■ Dysfunktional at Common. 5pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Chris McManus takes to the decks every Wednesday night, playing everything from indie to electro and back again. ■ Jukebox at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie from DJ Billy Milligan, with live bands. ■ Radio GaGa at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. Andy Robertson playing chart, pop and indie. ■ What Next Wednesdays at Kushion. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Big Al plays rock, soul, funk and house.
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