killer rock, metal, punk and requests. Sundays at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Top tunes from now and then with Paul Crawford. Chart & Party Be There Bitch at Valdor. 11pm–3am. £5. Weekly. DJs Nicky Modlin and Neeb mixing everything from electro, pop and indie to R&B and hip hop. Dirty Habits at the Shed. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Party games and party tunes. Rock’n’Rolla at Kushion. 9pm–3am. Free with Social Animal keyring before midnight; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Chris McManus provides a smooth groove to top off the weekend. Selected drinks £1. Shuffle at the Viper Bar & Club. 10pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Disco, funk, pop and soul, from Normski and Zeus. Sunday Sex at Boho. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Raw B playing student anthems all night long, with prizes up for grabs. We Started Everything at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. A night of ‘unadulterated musical magnificence’ (we’re quoting) with Brian McMaster.

Glasgow Mondays

Club Burn at the Buff Club. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Burn provides all the disco songs you’ve forgotten about and the ones you can’t forget. Presented by Normski, Zeus and Mash. Monday Mayhem at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie tracks from CJ. Passionality at Byblos. 11.30pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Roberts plays chart hits for the gay/mixed crowd. Poptimism/Rocktimism at the Garage. 11pm–3am. £4 (free). Weekly. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid- week party people. Trademark at ABC. 11pm–3am. £3 (free with trade wage slip). Weekly. A new trade night, which also doubles as the official aftershow for any gig at the ABC on the same night. Chart & Party FREE Campus Quiz Night at Campus. 11pm–3am. Weekly. Give winning the £100 rollover prize fund a try from 8pm, and then dance off your sorrows if your luck’s not in after 11pm. Hangout Mondays at O’Couture. 4pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie, dance, pop and cheap drinks. Heat at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–2am. £5. Weekly. Urban, house and indie. Free with trade wage slip. FREE Kamikaze at Kushion. 9pm–3am. Weekly. Chris M plays indie, rock, house and more. Pac Mondays at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. Andy R playing more requests than you can shake a stick at. Free entry for trade staff and drinks from £1.

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I Love Garage at the Garage. 11pm–3am. £7 (£5). Weekly. Chart, indie, R&B and hip hop, with karaoke in Snapshotz. It’s Showtime! at Madness. 10pm–3am. £3. Weekly. See Fri. Jumpin Jaks’ Big Party at Jumpin Jaks. 10pm–3am. £7. Weekly. Chart and party sounds for a big Saturday night out. No sportswear, but trainers are permitted. Kinetic Blue at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–3am. £8 (£6). Weekly. Indie and funky house from Ross McMillan. Kinky Disco at Kushion. 4pm–3am. Free with Social Animal keyring before midnight; £7 (£5) after. Weekly. The self- styled sexiest party in town is hosted by DJs Stevie Foy and Gav Somerville. playing house, electro and urban hits. No.1 Party Night at Campus. 9pm–3am. Free before 10.30pm; £tbc after. Weekly. Campus say they have the biggest Saturday night party in Glasgow - see for yourself from 9pm. School’s Out! Saturdays at the Classrooms. 11pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Four rooms of music, including DJ Ray Woods playing indie, DJ James Currie with cheese and pop and DJ Darren Donnolly playing light house. Or chill out in the common room with pool and Nintendo Wii. Shed Saturdays at the Shed. 10.30pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. If you like the Shed’s Friday night party, you’ll love their Saturday too. This is . . . at Common. 5pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. James Lithgow and Max Asante playing funky indie. Valdor at Valdor. 11pm–3am. Free before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Yasmin and Cris Bigguzzi play R&B, hip hop, house and electro over two rooms.

Glasgow Sundays Club Discobadger at Bamboo. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Dominic Martin, DJ Kash and Mash do the business every week. Distortion at ABC2. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Emo, screamo and metal with DJ Muppet. Hype at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £4 (£2.50) before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. A new Sunday jam for Karbon, playing R&B, hip hop and urban classics. Liquid Cool at Common. 9pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. AJ, Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper- hedonistic twentysomething revellers, all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning. Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club. 11pm–3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Glasgow’s finest underground clubbing institution keeps on defining the city’s Sunday, with your hosts JD Twitch and JG Wilkes. Ritual at Classic Grand. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Make Sundays a habit again, with DJ Barry playing rock, metal and industrial. Sheek at the Buff Club. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. DJ Marky Mark brings you the best mishmash of funk, soul, disco, house and rock’n’roll . Social Sundays at O’Couture. Noon–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Keeping the weekend alive with indie, dance, pop and cheap drinks at this brand new club. The Sunday Club at Victoria’s. 11pm–3am. £6. Weekly. Classic commercial dance tunes and anthems all night long. Sunday Service at Oran Mor. 11pm–3am. £4 (free for students). Weekly. Soul, jazz, 60s R&B, funk and reggae with the Ecurie Weegie DJs. Sunday Session at the V Club. 11pm–3am. £3 (free with flyer). Weekly. Get over the weekend with Craig Loosejoints and Stevie Elements. FREE Sundays at the Cathouse. 11pm–3am. Weekly. DJ AM-Y playing

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Club Almost Grown at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £2 (free with student card). Weekly. Rock’n’roll for the soul with David Stone. FREE Eureka at Bamboo. 11pm–3am. Weekly. Robin B spins dance, R&B, hip hop and house. ✽✽ Killer Kitsch at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Euan and David play electro, house and rock upstairs, while Duncan has the bootlegs and classics covered downstairs. Featuring Kris Menace (Compuphonic) on 22 Sep. On Fire at Crib. 10pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. In room one Hesky plays up- front R&B, hip hop, dancehall, garage Club After Hours at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Gerry Lyons plays a mix of everything he loves, from The Stones to Hot Chip. Fuel at Maggie May’s. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Deviant will be turning out metal, industrial, punk, drum & bass, dance, hip hop and more. Is there more? Of course there is. Lollapalooza Wednesday at O’Couture. 4pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie, dance, pop and cheap drinks at this new student night, where uni society and sports team members go free. Look Sharp! at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. 90s indie, 60s soul breaks, psych and funk.

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Ballers Social Second Birthday Party Spend two days in the company

of Ballers and LuckyMe as they celebrate their second birthday. And it’s a bumper line-up of warped hip hop, leftfield dubstep and wonky electronica featuring the likes of Jamie Vex’d (live), Darkstar, Rustie and The Blessings (pictured) on the Friday followed by Fulgeance (live), Fox Gutt Daata (live) and Dema on the Saturday. Stereo, Glasgow, Fri 11 Sep; Ivy, Glasgow, Sat 12 Sep.

and grime while Big Al plays velvety smooth R&B and soul in room two. Revolution at Queen Margaret Union. 10pm–2am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Muppet plays rock, metal and emo. Chart & Party Audioculture at Byblos. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. A mixed night of chart, cheese and R&B from DJ Shazza Halliwell. Foam Party at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. 15 Sep. Squeezing the last few hours of fun out of summer, with beachwear welcome. Happy Tuesdays at the Viper Bar & Club. 10pm–2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. With house and indie on the go, there’s nothing sad about this night. Juicy Tuesday at Kushion. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one sees DJ Harri rocking out indie pop and electro, while Li’l L and Ray Woods get the party started with hip hop beats and R&B grooves in room two. Tasty Tuesdays at the Classrooms. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Darren Dee plays mix of cheese, pop and house, while DJ Kash Iron offers a soundtrack of R&B and hip hop. TIT Tuesdays at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Lisa Littlewood, Big Al and Dirty Mac with a selection ranging from house to hip hop. Up the Tempo at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Andy Wilson plays classic club anthems, party hits and requests, plus karaoke in the Snapshotz bar.

Octopussy at the Arches. 11pm–3am. £5. Weekly. Jacuzzis, bouncy castles and a Chapel of Love at the Arches’ regular student night. FREE Rehab at Box. Midnight–3am. Weekly. An indie, punk rock and psychedelic soundtrack. Remote Control at the V Club. 10.30pm–3am. £3 (£1 students). Weekly. Noj (Pandemic, Nice’n’Sleazy) and John host an alternative indie disco. Smashed Hits at the Flying Duck. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Weekly debauchery with a live performance (artist tbc) and J Dirty Marc giving aural pleasure in a multi-genre ballroom blitz. With club visuals and tea and toast. Subcity 106.6FM Broadcast Party at Hetherington Research Club. 8.30pm–2am. £4 (free with fresher’s pass). 16 Sep. Celebrate the week-long broadcast of the student radio station with funk, disco and soul from DJs Bentinch Sessions and Theez Boyz R Athletes, before well-known Glasgow DJs Killer Kitsch and Benny Boom take over. The Kids Love Techno and Watchamacallit at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Punk, funk and pop with DJ Bobby Bluebell, while Chris Niven plays techno and electro. Tongue in Cheek at Bamboo. 10pm–4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. DJ Miguel plays R&B in the main room, DJ Toast plays chart in the lounge and Andy Wilson plays rock in the red room. Chart & Party Allure at the Tunnel. 11.30pm–3am. £3 (students two-for-one). Weekly. Cheesy pop sounds from DJ Darren and the guys behind Passionality. Boogie Nights at Madness. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. A big 60s, 70s and 80s party night with DJ Kenny Trench. Jukebox at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie from DJ Billy Milligan, with live bands. Radio GaGa at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. Andy Robertson playing chart, pop and indie. What Next Wednesdays at Kushion. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Big Al plays rock, soul, funk and house. WWW at Kushion. 8pm–3am. Free before midnight with Social Animal keyring; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Big Al takes control of the music, spinning everything from 80s to pop to hip hop - whatever it takes to get the party started. All drinks £1.

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