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Kinky Disco at Kushion. 4pm–3am. Free with Social Animal keyring before midnight; £7 (£5) after. Weekly. The self- styled sexiest party in town is hosted by DJs Stevie Foy and Gav Somerville. playing house, electro and urban hits. No.1 Party Night at Campus. 9pm–3am. Free before 10.30pm; £tbc after. Weekly. Campus say they have the biggest Saturday night party in Glasgow - see for yourself from 9pm. School’s Out! Saturdays at the Classrooms. 11pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Four rooms of music, including DJ Ray Woods playing indie, DJ James Currie with cheese and pop and DJ Darren Donnolly playing light house. Or chill out in the common room with pool and Nintendo Wii. Shed Saturdays at the Shed. 10.30pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 after. Weekly. If you like the Shed’s Friday night party, you’ll love their Saturday too. This is . . . at Common. 5pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. James Lithgow and Max Asante playing funky indie. Valdor at Valdor. 11pm–3am. Free before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. Yasmin and Cris Bigguzzi play R&B, hip hop, house and electro over two rooms.

Glasgow Sundays

Club Bloc + Jam at Bar Bloc. 5pm–2am. £tbc. Weekly. Open mic night hosted by Louis Abbot (Brother Louis Collective), Craig Grant (Union of Knives) and Kenny ‘Jelly Minogue’ Reid. Discobadger at Bamboo. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Dominic Martin, DJ Kash and Mash do the business every week. Distortion at O2 ABC2. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Emo, screamo and metal with DJ Muppet. Hype at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £2.50/4 before midnight; £5 after. Weekly. A new Sunday jam for Karbon, playing R&B, hip hop and urban classics. Liquid Cool at Common. 9pm–3am. Free before 11pm; 5 (£3) after. Weekly. AJ, Kris Keegan and Ian Thompson playing top-notch vocal garage and house to a club packed with hyper-hedonistic twentysomething revellers, all of whom seem to have forgotten that they have work in the morning. Optimo (Espacio) at the Sub Club. 11pm–3am. £8 (£7). Weekly. Glasgow’s finest underground clubbing institution keeps on defining the city’s Sunday, with your hosts JD Twitch and JG Wilkes. With upcoming guests Weave! (31 Jan). Ritual at Classic Grand. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Make Sundays a habit again, with DJ Barry playing rock, metal and industrial. Sheek at the Buff Club. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. DJ Marky Mark brings you the best mish mash of funk, soul, disco, house and rock’n’roll. Social Sundays at O’Couture. noon–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Keeping the weekend alive with indie, dance, pop and cheap drinks at this brand new club. The Sunday Club at Victoria’s. 11pm–3am. £6. Weekly. Classic commercial dance tunes and anthems all night long. Sunday Session at the V Club. 11pm–3am. £3 (free with flyer). Weekly. Get over the weekend with Craig Loosejoints and Stevie Elements. FREE Sundays at the Cathouse. 11pm–3am. Weekly. DJ AM-Y playing killer rock, metal, punk and requests. Chart & Party Be There Bitch at Valdor. 11pm–3am. £5. Weekly. DJs Nicky Modlin and Neeb mixing everything from electro, pop and indie to R&B and hip hop. Dirty Habits at the Shed. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Party games and party tunes. Frat Sundays at Campus. 9pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £tbc after. Weekly. Party games, karaoke and a mix of music. Look out for regular special guests and theme nights every month.

Rock’n’Rolla at Kushion. 9pm–3am. Free with Social Animal keyring before midnight; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Chris McManus provides a smooth groove to top off the weekend. Selected drinks £1. Sunday Night Live at Madness. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Karaoke fun with The Sunday Sing-a-Long Show featuring Donny Findlay and Abbygale, then The Barron takes over on the decks from 12.15am. We Started Everything at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. A night of ‘unadulterated musical magnificence’ (we’re quoting) with Brian McMaster.

Glasgow Mondays

Club Burn at the Buff Club. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Burn provides all the disco songs you’ve forgotten about and the ones you can’t forget. Presented by Normski, Zeus and Mash. Monday Mayhem at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie tracks from CJ. Passionality at Byblos. 11.30pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Shawn Roberts plays chart hits for the gay/mixed crowd. Poptimism/Rocktimism at the Garage. 11pm–3am. £4 (free). Weekly. Does exactly what it says on the tin. A healthy dose of pop and rock for mid-week party people. Trademark at O2 ABC. 11pm–3am. £3 (free with trade wage slip). Weekly. A new trade night, which also doubles as the official aftershow for any gig at the ABC on the same night. Chart & Party Alibi Mondays at the Garage. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Andy R plays requests, while DJ Muppet played classic and new rock and metal at Inked in the Attic. FREE Campus Quiz Night at Campus. 11pm–3am. Weekly. Give winning the £100 rollover prize fund a try from 8pm, and then dance off your sorrows if not after 11pm. Heat at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–2am. £5. Weekly. Urban, house and indie. Free with trade wage slip. FREE Kamikaze at Kushion. 9pm–3am. Weekly. Chris M plays indie, rock, house and more.

Glasgow Tuesdays

Club Almost Grown at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £2 (free with student card). Weekly. Rock’n’roll for the soul with David Stone. Audiocouture at Byblos. 11.30pm–3am. £3 (£2 students). Weekly. A mixed night playing chart, cheese and R&B, with DJ Shazza Halliwell. FREE Eureka at Bamboo. 11pm–3am. Weekly. Robin B spins dance, R&B, hip hop and house. Killer Kitsch at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Euan and David play electro, house and rock upstairs, while Duncan has the bootlegs and classics covered downstairs. Revolution at Queen Margaret Union. 10pm–2am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Muppet plays rock, metal and emo. Chart & Party Happy Tuesdays at the Viper Bar & Club. 10pm–2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. With house and indie on the go, there’s nothing sad about this night. Juicy Tuesday at Kushion. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. A night to entertain the masses across two rooms. Room one sees DJ Harri rocking out indie pop and electro, while Li’l L and Ray Woods play hip hop beats and R&B grooves in room two. Sneakers Tuesday at O’Couture. 4pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. Indie, dance, pop and cheap drinks at this new student night.

Tasty Tuesdays at the Classrooms. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. DJ Darren Dee plays mix of cheese, pop and house, while DJ Kash Iron offers a soundtrack of R&B and hip hop. Tetris Tuesdays at Bamboo. 10.30pm–3am. Free before 11pm; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. Gavin Sommerville and Miguel mash up hip hop, R&B, pop and electro. 3some Tuesday at Common. 11pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Strike a pose on 3some’s Big Bed - the best pics win prizes from DJs James Lithgow and Ross McMillan. TIT Tuesdays at Karbon. 11pm–3am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Lisa Littlewood, Big Al and Dirty Mac with a selection ranging from house to hip hop. Y’Uptae Tuesday at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free before 11.30pm; £5(£3) after. Weekly. DJ Andy Wilson plays club anthems, party hits and requests, plus karaoke in the Snapshotz bar.

Glasgow Wednesdays Club After Hours at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £3. Weekly. Gerry Lyons plays a mix of everything he loves, from The Stones to Hot Chip. Dirty Noise at Nice’n’Sleazy. 11pm–3am. £4. 27 Jan. Techno, electro and filth from Dirty Kid and Joe Crogan, with special guest Rebecca Vasment. Fuel at Maggie May’s. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. DJ Deviant will be turning out metal, industrial, punk, drum & bass, dance, hip hop and more. Is there more? Of course there is. FREE Home at the Tunnel. 11pm–3am. Weekly. The Tunnel’s massive midweek gay party night continues. Breeders, so they tell us, are also welcome. Look Sharp! at Firewater. 10pm–3am. £tbc. Weekly. 90s indie, 60s soul breaks, psych and funk. FREE Rehab at Box. midnight–3am. Weekly. An indie, punk rock and psychedelic soundtrack.

Clubs

Remote Control at the V Club. 10.30pm–3am. £3 (£1 students). Weekly. Noj (Pandemic, Nice’n’Sleazy) and John host an alternative indie disco. Smashed Hits at the Flying Duck. 11pm–3am. £3 (£2). Weekly. Weekly debauchery with a live performance (artist tbc) and J Dirty Marc giving aural pleasure in a multi-genre ballroom blitz. With club visuals and tea and toast. Spirit at the Sub Club. 11pm–3am. £2 (free with flyer). Weekly. DJ Pumpio and The Groundskeeper present music to move you; everything from Bach to The Beatles and Basement Jaxx, so they promise. The Kids Love Techno and Watchamacallit at the Buff. 11pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Punk, funk and pop with DJ Bobby Bluebell, while Chris Niven plays techno and electro. Tongue in Cheek at Bamboo. 10pm–4am. £5 (£4). Weekly. DJ Miguel plays R&B in the main room, DJ Toast plays chart in the lounge and Andy Wilson plays rock in the red room. Chart & Party Bad Taste Night at Campus. 8pm–3am. Free before 10.30pm; £tbc after. Weekly. The cheesiest night in town. Free entry in Comedy Clobber and prizes for the daftest outfits and crappest shirts. Dysfunktional at Common. 5pm–3am. £4 (£3). Weekly. Chris McManus takes to the decks every Wednesday night, playing everything from indie to electro and back again. Jukebox at the Viper Bar & Club. 9pm–2am. £5 (£3). Weekly. Indie from DJ Billy Milligan, with live bands. Radio GaGa at the Garage. 11pm–3am. Free entry before 11.30pm; £5(£3) after. Weekly. Andy Robertson plays chart, pop and indie. WWW at Kushion. 8pm–3am. Free before midnight with Social Animal keyring; £5 (£3) after. Weekly. DJ Big Al takes control of the music, spinning everything from 80s to pop to hip hop - whatever it takes to get the party started. All drinks £1.

Inside Out Pressure isn’t the only night to up sticks while maintenance work is carried out at the Arches as Inside

Out also makes a temporary home at the O2 Academy. Their first show of 2010 features the usual big house and trance action you’ve come to expect with a suitably impressive big name line-up of Eddie Halliwell (pictured), Judge Jules, Marcus Schossow and William Daniel. O2 Academy, Glasgow, Sat 30 Jan.

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