these three or four bats would fly through the window. I was scared shitless the first time they came in, but after four or five days it surprisingly comfortable. You’re doing several takes and these bats are circling. They became became

our friends.’

8 T h e y b r i n g t h e i r celebrity

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June weekend entourage Bizarre as it sounds, Matt Bellamy is rumoured to be dating Hollywood actress Kate Hudson after the pair spent a mid- away together in Paris. Not that The List cares too much about showbiz fraternising, but if you’re going to prop up the green room like a proper rock star you should really have a talented Hollywood actress on your arm. Bellamy can tick that one of his rock‘n’roll checklist: hair gel; high voice; celebrity girlfriend . . .

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5 It’s life, Jim, b u t n o t a s w e k n o w i t Now favouring an apocalyptic attack motif, the band has introduced a strong sci-fi element into their live show. Their current UFO stage set-up is so large, it actually blocked MTV’s satellite signal from German festival Rock AM Ring earlier this year. ‘There’s this rule that all the money you get paid for a gig, you put back into the gig,’ says Bellamy. ‘And you try and keep that going all the way up via theatres and arenas to the festivals. We have to make up for just being a three-piece somehow.’

6 T h e y k n o w t h e re v o l u t i o n coming

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‘Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you,’ sang Kurt Cobain on Nirvana’s ‘Territorial Pissings’. It’s a lesson Matt Bellamy has learned well. ‘I like the idea that people will rise up and create a revolution. It’s kind of a dream that hopefully will happen, otherwise we will all end up in a George Orwell, Big Brother [society], with people being treated like cattle.

‘I was in Norway the other day and we were queueing for an hour or so and someone came up, had their eyeball scanned, and went straight though. And I thought, “fucking hell, it’s happening already.” There are ID cards in Italy that have your medical history and before you know it we’ll have cards with our financial history [on them] and job interviews will just be a swipe of a card. I think it’ll keep going in that direction where you can’t move or breathe or do anything out of the ordinary without being stamped on. I like the idea of people waking up to this fact and trying to steer things in the other direction.’

7 T h e y re d i s t u r b e d b y f u n g i ‘I think Origin of Symmetry [2001] was one of the sessions that went downhill, mainly because it was mushroom season at the time and they were growing all over the fields round the studio, so it took a little twist,’ says Bellamy of recording their second album. Hallucinogenic mushrooms aren’t the only natural forces that have influenced them. ‘After six or seven weeks of recording Black Holes and Revelations, cabin fever kicked in and things start to slow down,’ remembers bassist Chris Wolstenholme. ‘Every night

‘WE WANT TO DO A SONG THAT JUST MAKES YOU WANT

TO GO FUCKING CRAZY AND ROLL

ON THE FLOOR’

9 If the end of the w o r l d c a m e , they’d provide the e x i t m u s i c When nuclear war/ the next ice age/ the global threat of terrorism brings the world to its knees, we know what Obama will have on his iPod. ‘Tracks like ‘Apocalypse Please’ [from Absolution] are talking about religious fanaticism mixed up with military action causing the apocalypse,’ explains Bellamy. ‘There are moments of panic when you do believe something like that could be true, but often they get suppressed and pushed to one side because it’s not acceptable for everyday life. I mean you can’t walk into the pub with your mates and go, “shit the world’s about to end.” The things that don’t come out in everyday life come out through the music.’

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10 K n i g h t s C y d o n i a We end with Muse’s most mind- bending track; a galloping mix of Ennio Morricone and hard rock sci-fi psychosis. ‘It’s a combination of The Matrix and a Clint Eastwood film, some kind of western on Mars . . . with lasers and intergalactic war,’ says Bellamy.

‘The first time I heard the chords was on the tour bus in the States,’ adds Howard. ‘We were in the middle of Arizona. Listening to that music and seeing the desert, I instantly connected the visuals to the music: a bunch of knights riding horses, blitzing Mars.’ Don’t say they’ve got no imagination.

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