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WIN SIGNED COPIES OF THE ESSENTIAL DAVID SHRIGLEY

2 FOR 1 TICKETS @ ASSEMBLY

Cut out this voucher and take it to any Assembly Box Office from Thursday 26 August.

Ali McGregor’s Jazz Cigarette Assembly @ George Street, 23–30 August, 8pm £12 (£11 conc)/ £14 (£13 conc)

Ali McGregor (La Clique, Variety-Nite) returns with her debut solo show. Backed by a trio of the finest musicians, Ali sings classic jazz ballads and sassy blues made famous by Billie, Ella and Britney. These are the songs that made her want to sing, letting her extraordinary voice reach its operatic heights and velvety lows. Don’t miss out on this superb hour of song from one of Australia’s most versatile singers. “... a luscious, doe-eyed, man- eater made of the finest Dresden china” Sunday Times

You might have noticed that we’re making quite a big deal of the release of What The Hell Are You Doing? The Essential David Shrigley, an anthology of the artist’s work from the early days of his career until the present. Most famous as an illustrator, David Shrigley has also worked in film and sculpture, and collaborated with Blur to produce the video for their track, ‘Good Song’. We’re giving away five signed copies of the hardcover book, courtesy of Canongate publishers. To enter simply log onto List.co.uk/offers and tell us:

David Shrigley collaborated with which band on the video for ‘Good Song’?

TERMS & CONDITIONS: COMPETITION CLOSES ON WEDNESDAY 8 SEPTEMBER. THERE IS NO CASH ALTERNATIVE. USUAL LIST RULES APPLY.

www.davidshrigley.com

Chef! Assembly @ George Street, 25th-30th August, 4pm £12 (£11 conc)/£13 (£12 conc)

2 FOR 1 TICKETS TO RICH FULCHER'S AN EVENING WITH ELEANOR THE TOUR WHORE

Join cold-hearted Chef as he journeys towards both culinary and spiritual enlightenment with the Wulin Warrior-cooks.A stunningly unique hour incorporating Beatbox, A Cappella, Acrobatics, B-boying, Korean music, Interactive imagery and Cooking from the creative team responsible for ‘Jump’ Edinburgh Fringe 2007’s top-selling show. “A veritable feast for the senses” The Metro

Terms and Conditions: Tickets available from Assembly Box Offices from Thursday 26 August. Valid only on tickets for performances of Ali McGregor on 29 & 30 August and for performances of Chef! on 26, 27 & 28 August. Offer is subject to availability. Usual List rules apply.

Rich Fulcher brought you the world’s stupidest man (The Mighty Boosh’s Bob Fossil). Now meet the world's sluttiest woman (and most likely to beat up a horse)... Eleanor, the Tour Whore, the world’s greatest groupie. This one woman show will leave you freshly molested like a sack of burnt tweezers. Let Eleanor pound you like yesterday's beef. Cannibals welcome.

Here's what people have to say about Eleanor: ‘There is no excuse for this type of behaviour on any stage. I also have a huge boner’ David Cameron

‘We've all made massively sweet love to her’ Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, The Guess Who, Steely Dan, Mott the Hoople, The Wombles, Mcfly, Whitney Houston (sober), Bruce Hornsby, Ringo and the drummers from 15,000 bands

‘I just died’ Gary Coleman

TERMS & CONDITIONS: 2 FOR 1 OFFER FOR TICKETS ON SUNDAY 29 & MONDAY 30 AUGUST ONLY. TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE FROM UNDERBELLY BOX OFFICE IN PERSON OR ON THE PHONE. QUOTE ELEANOR LIST OFFER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY. TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OFFER YOU MUST BE

OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE. THERE IS NO CASH ALTERNATIVE. USUAL LIST RULES APPLY.

26 Aug–9 Sep 2010 11 THE LIST FESTIVAL MAGAZINE