Theatre

Events are listed by city, then alphabetically by venue. Submit listings at least 14 days before publication to theatre@list.co.uk. Listings are compiled by Laura Ennor. ✽✽ Indicates Hitlist entry GLASGOW

THE ARCHES 253 Argyle Street, 565 1000. Watch iT! / Such a Bloke Thu 7 Oct. 7.30pm. £8 (£6). One of the hardest- working guys in Scottish hip hop, Tony Mills performs this entertaining and thought-provoking double-bill. Choreographed by the always interesting Janis Claxton, the pieces explore the role of TV in society and the ups and downs of being a man. Return2You Wed 13 & Thu 14 Oct. 7.30pm. £7 (£5). Newly commissioned dance works choreographed by Susanna Curtis exploring personal histories and the way the internet has changed how we present ourselves. See preview, page 84. Chromotherapy Wed 20–Sat 23 Oct. 7.30pm. £8.50 (£6.50). Drew Taylor’s flamboyant New York performance poet, Markus Makavellian, goes on a quest to help people using colour. Part of Glasgay! THE BRIGGAIT 141 Bridgegate, 552 4267 (Tron Theatre Box office). Playback Thu 14–Sat 23 Oct (not Sun). 7.30pm. £10 (£8; Thu 14 Oct preview, all tickets £5). Ankur Productions presents a promenade performance featuring champion beatboxer Bigg Tajj and soul singer Nikitta Angus.

CCA 350 Sauchiehall Street, 352 4900. Up Tue 19–Fri 22 Oct. 7.30pm. £8.50 (£6.50). A young gay teacher battles with his fears in a locked ward within a psychiatric hospital. Part of Glasgay! D’Yi Mind? A’m Tryin’ ‘Ae Blossom Here! Thu 21 Oct. 9pm. £8.50 (£6.50). Writer and performer Gracey Flair delivers her first show, a completely honest journey through the layers of her life, with laughter and tears along the way. Part of Glasgay!

CITIZENS THEATRE 119 Gorbals Street, 429 0022.

✽✽ A Clockwork Orange Wed 13 Oct–Sat 6 Nov (not Sun/Mon).

7.30pm (Sat 30 Oct mat 2.30pm). £10.50–£17.50 (£7.50; Wed 13 & Thu 14 Oct previews, all tickets £5). A stage version of Anthony Burgess’ horrifyingly violent fable of law and disorder. Recommended for ages 15+. See preview, page 82.

✽✽ Panic Patterns Tue 19–Sat 30 Oct. 7.30pm. £12.50 (£7.50–£9.50;

Tue 19 Oct preview, all tickets £5). A couple of ornithologists search for hidden meaning in the migratory patterns of birds while stranded on a remote Scottish island. Edgy new drama commissioned by Glasgay! from novelists Zoe Strachan and Louise Welsh. See feature, page 14. Part of Glasgay! FREE How Long Has This Been Going On? Wed 20 & Thu 21 Oct. 7.30pm. Play for people who work in or access mental health services, devised and performed by sufferers. Part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts and Film Festival..

DRUMCHAPEL COMMUNITY CENTRE Kinfauns Drive, 276 0560. The Monster in the Hall Wed 20 Oct. 7pm. £3 (£2). New play by David Greig following the trials of Duck Macatarsney, a teenager who cares for her wayward MS-sufferer father, the Duke. Part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts and Film Festival..

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EASTWOOD PARK THEATRE Eastwood Park, Rouken Glen Road, Giffnock, 577 4970. The YelloWing Thu 7 Oct. 7.30pm. £5. A highly physical, multidisciplinary solo performance by Julia Taudevin, created in response to Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s The Yellow Wallpaper. FREE The ‘Cynthia’ Show Fri 8 Oct. 11am–1pm. An introduction to ‘invisible’ illnesses, followed by a discussion. Part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts & Film Festival 2010. The Weir Fri 8 Oct. 7.30pm. £12 (£8–£10). A story of ghosts and trickery set in rural Ireland. Presented by Mull Theatre. FORT THEATRE Kenmure Avenue, Bishopbriggs, 772 7054. Table Manners Thu 21–Sat 23 Oct. 7.30pm (Sat mat 2.30pm). Thu & Sat mat £9 (£7); Fri & Sat eve £10 (£8). Acting Cubed with director Tom Macdougall adapt Alan Ayckbourn’s play set on a family’s weekend in the country.

KELVINGROVE ART GALLERY & MUSEUM Argyle Street, 276 9599. FREE Kathakali Performance Fri 15 Oct. 2–2.40pm. The Kala Chethena Kathakali Theatre Company performs an Indian ‘story play’, embracing drama, dance, music, visual arts and ritual. KING’S THEATRE 297 Bath Street, 0844 871 7648. Calamity Jane Until Sat 9 Oct. 7.30pm (Sat mat 2.30pm). £10–£22. An action-packed comedy adventure staged by Glasgow Light Opera Club. Motherhood: The Musical Tue 12–Sat 16 Oct. Tue–Thu 7.30pm; Fri 8.30pm; Sat 6pm & 8.30pm. £19–£28.

Three busy mothers come together to throw their friend a baby shower, and out comes the warts-and-all truth about being a parent. MITCHELL THEATRE 6 Granville Street, 07920 408613. Spring Awakening Thu 7–Sat 9 Oct. 7.30pm. £12. No Nonsense Productions presents the rock’n’roll musical version of Frank Wedekind’s scandalous tale of teenage sexuality and moral outrage.

ORAN MOR 731–735 Great Western Road, 357 6200. A Play, a Pie & a Pint: 200th Play Until Sat 9 Oct. 1pm. £8–£12.50. Mini play jamboree featuring the work of 40 writers to celebrate 200 weeks of lunchtime theatre at Oran Mor. Ticket price includes a pie and a drink. A Play, a Pie and a Pint: Changing Lines Mon 11–Sat 16 Oct. 1pm. £8–£12.50. A play written by Allan Massie as a posthumous tribute to his old friend and fellow writer Simon Gray. A Play, a Pie & a Pint: One Gun Mon 18–Sat 23 Oct. 1pm. £8–£12.50. Lunchtime theatre from Ian Low, about the aftermath of a fatal shooting in small town on the East coast of Scotland.

PAISLEY ARTS CENTRE New Street, 887 1010. Watch iT! / Such a Bloke Thu 21 Oct. 7.30pm. £10 (£8). See Glasgow, The Arches. PAVILION THEATRE 121 Renfield Street, 332 1846. Hacked Off Wed 13–Sat 23 Oct (not Sun–Tue). Wed–Sat 7.30pm (Wed & Sat mat 2pm). £12–£16 (£13–£14). A new comedy based on true stories of Glasgow cab driving (recommended for ages 15+.

Phoenix Dance Theatre: Declarations

POLLOK COMMUNITY CENTRE 134 Langton Road, 552 3575. The Monster in the Hall Fri 8 Oct. 7pm. £3 (£2). See Glasgow, Drumchapel Community Centre. QUEEN MARGARET UNION 22 University Gardens, 339 9784. The Gaslight Faeries Sat 16 Oct. 8pm. £7. An evening’s odyssey through the history and tradition of dance from bellydancing to burlesque.

RAMSHORN THEATRE 98 Ingram Street, 548 2558.

✽✽ Blasted Until Sat 9 Oct. 7.30pm. £6–£9 (£4–£6). Sarah

Kane’s dark and violent play is performed by Strathclyde Theatre Group. See Hitlist. FREE The ‘Cynthia’ Show Thu 7 Oct. 1.15–2.45pm. See Glasgow, Eastwood Park Theatre.

REIDVALE NEIGHBOURHOOD CENTRE 13 Whitevale Street, Dennistoun, 554 5315. The Monster in the Hall Thu 7 Oct. 4.30pm. £3 (£2). See Glasgow, Drumchapel Community Centre.

RUCHILL COMMUNITY CENTRE Bilsland Drive, 946 8161. The Monster in the Hall Thu 21 Oct. 7pm. £3 (£2). See Glasgow, Drumchapel Community Centre. SECC Finnieston Quay, 0844 395 4000. Black Watch Until Sat 9 Oct (not Sun/Mon). 8pm (Sat mat 3pm). £27.50 (£15). Last chance to catch the return of the critically acclaimed production from the National Theatre of Scotland.

Leeds-based Phoenix Dance Theatre always make for interesting viewing, and this quadruple bill is no exception. Phillip Taylor’s Haunted Passages looks at the thoughts that trouble us while trying to sleep, Aletta Collins’ Maybe Yes Maybe, Maybe No Maybe is performed under a dangling microphone and Sri Lankan Isira Makuloluwe makes his UK debut with Locked In Vertical. But perhaps most interesting is Warren Adams’ The Audacious One, based on Barack Obama’s ‘Audacity of Hope’ speech, for which Phoenix is joined by the very watchable ex-Scottish Ballet dancer, Paul Liburd. Brunton Theatre, Musselburgh, Sat 9 Oct.