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GLASGOW INTERNATIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL Hey you, indecisive punter! Stop dawdling over your GCF programme, it’s time to book some tickets. Just use our flow chart to find your must-see show

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PAPPY’S

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Numpty, The Stand, Wed 30 Mar,

9pm.

My Dad was Nearly James Bond, Citizens Theatre, Fri 1

Extreme Rambling Walking the Wall, Citizens Theatre, Mon 4 & Tue 5

An Afternoon All Business,

with Frank Carson, King’s Theatre, Sat 19

The Stand, Tue 5 Apr, 7.30pm.

BANJAX Capitol,

‘You’F Coffee’ Tour 2011,

Thu 31 Mar, King’s Theatre,

8.30pm. Sat 19 & Sun

PAUL FOOT Ash in the Attic, Tron Theatre, Fri 18 Mar,

Apr, 8pm.

Apr, 8pm. Mar, 2.30pm.

20 Mar, 7.30pm. 10pm.

3–31 Mar 2011 THE LIST 17