list.co.uk/aroundtown Events are listed by city, then type. Submit listings at least 16 days before publication to sport@list.co.uk for sport or aroundtown@list.co.uk for all other events. Listings are compiled by Laura Ennor. ✽✽ Indicates Hitlist entry

GLASGOW

Activities & Events FREE Family History Advice Thu 28 Apr, 2–4pm. Mitchell Library, North Street, 287 2999. Half-hour genealogy help sessions. Booking essential. FREE The Bad Boy Pub Quiz Thursdays, 6–8.30pm. Sloans, 62 Argyll Arcade, City Centre, 229 5270. Quiz with bar tab prizes. No Lights, No Lycra Thursdays, 6–7.30pm. £2 suggested donation. The Vic Cafe Bar, Glasgow School of Art, 168 Renfrew Street, 353 3642. A dance-in-the- dark party. See picture, below. City Socialising Mass Mingle Thu 28 Apr, 7.30pm. £5. One Up, 23 Royal Exchange Square, glasgow. citysocialising.com. Social meet-up. FREE Celebrate the Royal Nuptials at Sloans Fri 29 Apr, 11am. Free in the daytime; ceilidh from 8.30pm £8 (£5). Sloans, 62 Argyll Arcade, City Centre, 229 5270. A barbecue, big screens showing the main event, and a ceilidh afterwards in the Grand Ballroom. Grand. Saturn Day Sat 30 Apr, 1–2pm. £12.45 as part of Planetarium admission (£10.45). Glasgow Science Centre, 50 Pacific Quay, 420 5000. A talk on the planet as it travels close to the earth, accompanied by space mission footage and a performance of a Saturn-inspired song cycle. Bold Souls Sat 30 Apr, 1–6pm. £3. Venue TBC, www.facebook.com/ boldsoulsglasgow Pop-up styling event with unique new pieces, vintage goodies and make-overs. New venue tbc - keep an eye on the Facebook page for info. FREE Donegal Live Glasgow Sun 1 May, noon–6pm. Merchant Square, 71–73 Albion Street, 552 5908. A day of music, dancing, crafts, food and family-friendly entertainment to celebrate the connections of UIster’s rugged north-western county to Glasgow.

✽✽ Joyworks World Laughter Day Laugh-In Sun 1 May, 1–4pm. £10 or £15 for two people (family ticket £25).

Burgh Halls, 9 Burgh Hall Street, 07842 414765. See Hitlist. Joe Heenan’s Movie Madness Mon 2 May, 8.30pm. £4. The Stand, 333 Woodlands Road, 0844 335 8879. Film quiz with comedian Joe Heenan. Teams of up to six can enter. FREE Blochestra Mondays, 9pm. Bloc+, 117 Bath Street, 574 6066. Open workshop/jam sessions for the ad-hoc orchestra. FREE Breast Cancer Care Scotland Lingerie Evening Thu 5 May, 5–8pm. House of Fraser, 45 Buchanan Street, 353 8330. Lingerie evening for women following surgery with advice, support, guidance and private fittings. Booking essential. Girls’ Day Out Fri 6 May–Sun 8 May, 10am–5.30pm. £12. SECC, Finnieston Quay, 0844 395 4000. Women’s lifestyle and fashion event.

✽✽ A Hingmy in the Cafe Fri 6 & Wed 25 May, 5.30pm. Meal prices vary. The Arches, 253 Argyle Street, 565 1000. See Hitlist. FREE Mono Sunday Social Sunday from 8 May, noon. Mono, 12 Kings Court, King Street, 553 2400. Newspapers, a brunch menu, coffee, tea and beer, table football and DJs a perfect house-bound Sunday, but outside the house.

✽✽ Words Per Minute Sun 8 May, 4–6pm. £5. The Arches, 253 Argyle

Street, 565 1000. See Hitlist. Southside Film Festival Fri 13–Sun 15 May, times vary. Prices vary. Southside, southsidefilmfest@gmail.com. Deatils of the Southside’s first film fest were still under wraps as we went to press, but locals should keep their eyes peeled. Le Jardin de Taquine Fri 13 May, 8pm. £8. Capitol, 468 Sauchiehall Street, 0845 166 6009. An evening of glitz and glam, tease and titillation. In aid of the Japan Tsunami Appeal. FREE Up to Mischief Sat 14 May, 10.30am–4pm. Gallery of Modern Art, Royal Exchange Square, 287 3050. Low- tech amusement from pick-up-sticks to dominoes. Part of the Festival of Museums. FREE A Grand Day Out A Celebration of Glasgow’s Exhibitions Sat 14 May, 11am–4pm. People’s Palace & Winter Gardens, Glasgow Green, 276 0788. A‘best of’ Glasgow’s finest exhibitions from the 19th and 20th centuries. Part of the Festival of Museums. FREE Vibration Sat 14 May, 11am–4pm. St Mungo Museum of Religious Life and

Dance like there’s nobody watching As a wise man once said, you can’t start a fire without a spark. However, now you can go dancing in the dark, as the No Lights, No Lycra craze has finally arrived in Glasgow. Starting in Melbourne in 2009 and spreading worldwide soon after, NLNL is a midweek, drugs, alcohol and inhibition-free hour of dancing like nobody can see you because they can’t! The lights are out! Rediscover your love of dipping, popping, crunking and shaking it, without fear of looking like an idiot. You might want to watch the expressive hand gestures, though you could have someone’s eye out. (Laura Ennor and Kirstin Innes) No Lights No Lycra, Vic Café Bar, Glasgow School of Art, every Thursday, 6pm (£2 suggested donation)

AroundTown

Art, 2 Castle Street, 553 2557. Urban poetry group Seeds of Thought and performance artist Kate E Deeming liven up gallery spaces. Part of the Festival of Museums. Mad Men for Maggies Sun 15 May, 7pm–midnight. £35. The Butchershop Bar & Grill, 1055 Sauchiehall Street, 339 2999. A three-course meal, cocktails and uptown Harlem grooves with the Marco Cafolla Trio, all in 1950s Mad Men stylee. Proceeds go towards a planned Maggie’s Centre in Gartnavel. Question of Science Dinner Thu 19 May, time tbc. £750 for a table of ten. Glasgow Science Centre, 50 Pacific Quay, 420 5005. Three-course dinner, champers reception and the opportunity to talk shop with top scientists including physics totty Professor Brian Cox. There’s a quiz too. An Evening with Apollo 15 Astronaut Al Worden Fri 20 May, 7.30pm. £30. Caledonian University, Cowcaddens Road, 01236 766970. Find out what it’s like to walk on the moon, from one of the twelve men who has done it. Liszt: composer, pianist, poet, visionary Sat 21 May, 10am–4pm. £40 (includes lunch with wine). St Bride’s Episcopal Church, 69 Hyndland Road, 330 1860. Study day to mark the bicentenary of the pianist and composer, with live performances by pianist Gusztáv Fenyo. Sophie Macpherson & Clare Stephenson: An Experimental Live Event Sat 21 May, 7.30pm. £6 (£4). Tramway, 25 Albert Drive, 0845 330 3501. The culmination of a two-week residency at the Tramway, this live event includes sculpture and film and explores relationships between ritual, performance, theatricality and objects.

Fairs & Markets ✽✽ FREE Streetland Fri 29 & Sat 30 Apr, 4–10pm. Westmoreland Street,

streetland.net See Hitlist. Blochairn Car Boot Sale Sundays, 6am. Wholesale Fruit, Veg, Flower and Fish Market, 130 Blochairn Road. Huge weekly car boot sale. Judy’s Affordable Vintage Fair Sun 8 May, noon–5pm. £2 (£1). Queen Margaret Union, 22 University Gardens, 339 9784. Vintage fashion fair. Scottish Homebuilding & Renovating Show Sat 21 May, 10am–5pm; Sun 22 May, 10am–4.30pm. £5 in advance; £8 on the door (under 16s free). SECC, Finnieston Quay, 0844 395 4000. For those about to DIY.

Sport Women’s Self Defence Classes Thursdays, 7.30–9.30pm. £55 for a six- week course. LA Fitness, 89 Oswald Road, 0843 170 1080. Female-led class in Israeli martial art Krav Maga. Zumba Mondays, 6–7pm. £4. Sloans, 62 Argyll Arcade, City Centre, 229 5270. Burn mega calories to Latin beats. Glasgow Women’s 10k Sun 8 May, 9am–5pm. £27 to register. Bellahouston Park, 16 Dumbreck Road, runglasgow.org /10k-2011. Sign up online for this charity run before midnight, Thu 5 May. Just Try It 10k Walk Sat 14 May, 1.30pm. £20 per pair. Strathclyde Country Park, Motherwell, 01698 402060. A 10k walk wearing a blindfold and earmuffs (but with the help of a partner) to experience sensory impairment with Deafblind Scotland. Glasgow Bikeathon Sun 22 May, 9.30am. £10–£20. Drumpellier Country Park, Townhead Road, Coatbridge, 01236 422257. Choose from full or half marathon length routes in this charity bike ride in aid of Leukaemia & Lymphoma Research. Talks FREE Themed Tours at the Burrell Tue 3, Sat 7, Tue 10, Wed 11, Tue 17 & Sat 22 May, times vary. Burrell Collection, 2060 Pollokshaws Road, 287 2550. Tours looking at specific areas of the collection. FREE Talks at the Burrell Collection Wed 4, 11, 18, 19 & 25 May, 12.30pm. Burrell Collection, 2060 Pollokshaws Road, 287 2550. Talks by the curators on items in the collection.

FREE Highlights Tours Thursdays 5–26 May, 2.30–3.30pm. Glasgow Museums Resource Centre, 200 Woodhead Road, Nitshill, 276 9300. Themed tour of the collections focusing on human history (5 & 25 May), transport and technology (12 May) and arts (19 May). Bottled Tears: Scottish War Brides of World War Two Thu 5 May, 6–7.30pm. £3 (free). Glasgow Women’s Library, 15 Berkeley Street, 248 9969. Beverley Tosh, daughter of a World War II pilot and his war bride, gives a presentation on the great marital shake-up of the time. FREE Topical Tour: Families in Wartime Sun 8 May, 1–3pm. Glasgow Museums Resource Centre, 200 Woodhead Road, Nitshill, 276 9300. History told through letters, paintings and artefacts. FREE Artist’s Talk: Stuart Macdonald Sat 14 May, 1–2pm. RGI Kelly Gallery, 118 Douglas Street, 248 6386. The architect and artist takes us through his latest exhibition. Part of the Festival of Museums. FREE Curator’s Tour: Conservation at GMRC Tue 17 May, 2.30–3.30pm. Glasgow Museums Resource Centre, 200 Woodhead Road, Nitshill, 276 9300. Go behind the scenes of this painting conservation project. FREE Stitches in Time Fri 20 May, 2.30–3.30pm. Scotland Street School Museum, 225 Scotland Street, 287 0500. A talk on the vintage swimwear held in the museums’ collections. Workshops Writing Smoke-Long Fiction Saturdays, 30 Apr–14 May, 10am–1pm. £60 (£50). Ricefield Arts & Cultural Centre, GMAC, Trongate 103, 548 6978. Learn and practise the Chinese tradition of Smoke-Long fiction over this three-week course.

Co-promotion

Joseph Pearce’s After Edinburgh Marathon Party in Joseph Pearce’s 22nd May with free starter with each main course for everyone showing up a medal (half marathons and relays are very welcome too)– DJ Vic Galloway playing his favourite tunes in the evening. Joseph Pearce’s Jogging club is doing the Marathon in aid for the Barnardo’s Raft Project in Edinburgh!!

Sofi's Short Film competition the ‘Carl Award’ May 23rd. 7:30pm Entries must be on DVD format and no longer than 15mins. Entry deadline is Monday 16th May. Other than that films of all varieties are welcome and will be screened on the night in front of a panel of judges. First prize will be a cash sum collected from entry to our film nights. Pop in with entries, or email sofis@bodabar.com for more questions. 28 Apr–26 May 2011 THE LIST 33