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Do you
like things to get fairly intense?
NO
YES
With a magical twist?
YES
And swearing?
NO
How about music?
NO
YES
Movies then? YES
Does sci-fi suit you? YES
With themes
of lost civilisation?
YES Do you like Tom Hanks?
NO
Clubland? YES
With a post- apocalyptic vibe?
YES
NO
Then you must enjoy
a laugh?
YES
Do you like jokes involving
animals?
NO
YES
Specifi cally badgers?
CHRIS ADDISON What with The Thick of It now gone from our screens forever, the perennially youthful-looking Addison can return to his i rst love: telling jokes to roomfuls of drunken hecklers. ■ Citizens Theatre, Glasgow, Wed 27 Mar; Edinburgh Festival Theatre, Sun 7 Apr. 20 THE LIST 24 Jan–21 Feb 2013