THEATRE

VESPBAR 14 Drury Street, 204 0060. Libby McArthur: The F Word Fri 14 Mar, 7.30pm. £6–£8. McArthur presents her one-woman show on being fabulous, frustrated, feverish and fifty-something. Glasgow International Comedy Festival. Stand By Tue 18 Mar, 8.45pm. £4–£5. Comedy drama about the TV we love to hate with three telly addicts tackling identity crises, remote in hand. Glasgow International Comedy Festival.

EDINBURGH

BLACKWELL’S 53–59 South Bridge, 622 8222. FREE Adventures from the Odyssey Sat 1 Mar. See Kids listings.

CAV 3 West Tollcross, 228 3252. The Dreamboys Thu 20–Fri 28 Feb, 6.30pm. £20–£30. The ultimate ladies’ night. THE EDINBURGH PLAYHOUSE 18–22 Greenside Place, 0844 871 3014. Tonight’s the Night Thu 20–Sat 22 Feb, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £10–£37.50. Show featuring singing, dancing and Rod Stewart’s most memorable tunes. Russian State Ballet: Don Quixote Wed 26 Feb, 7.30pm. £17.50– £41.50. Cervantes’ enduring story, told through dance by the celebrated company. Russian State Ballet: Swan Lake Fri 28 Feb, 7.30pm & Sat 1 Mar, 2.30pm & 7.30pm. £17.50– £41.50. Tchaikovsky’s magical score accompanies this tale of mystery and romance with spellbinding ballet dancing from the Russian State Ballet. Priscilla Queen of the Desert

Mon 3–Sat 8 Mar, 7.30pm (Fri 5pm & 8.15pm; Sat 2.30pm & 7.30pm). £10–£34.50. Sparkly feelgood musical starring the one and only Jason Donovan. Aida Sat 15 Mar, 7.30pm. £10–£35. Ellen Kent’s large-scale production of Verdi’s opera. West Side Story Tue 18–Sat 29 Mar, 7.30pm (Wed, Thu & Sat 2.30pm also; not Sun). £15–£49.50. The classic tale, based on Romeo and Juliet, packed with memorable songs.

EDINBURGH FESTIVAL THEATRE 13–29 Nicolson Street, 529 6000.

Singin’ in the Rain Tue 25 Feb–Sat 14 Mar, 7.30pm (Thu and

sat 2.30pm also, not Sun). Prices tbc. Jonathan Church’s production of the all- singing, all-dancing 1940s romp. Quartet Thu 6 Mar, 7.30pm. £8–£10. Dance collaboration with live music from Jan Hendrickse and James T McKay of The Cosmic Dead. Brendan Cole: Licence to Thrill Mon 17 Mar, 7.30pm. £24.50–£37.50. See Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, Glasgow.

✽Northern Ballet: Cinderella Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm.

£12–£36. Fairytale ballet choreographed by David Nixon. See preview, page 90.

HENRY’S CELLAR BAR 8–16 Morrison Street, 629 4101. FREE Late Night Cabaret Wednesdays 26 Feb–26 Mar, 10.30pm. Expect grit and glitter at this weekly cabaret hosted by internationally renowned weirdo, singer and video artist Miss Annabel Sings.

KING’S THEATRE 2 Leven Street, 529 6000. Dial M For Murder Thu 20–Sat 22 Feb, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £14–£29.50. Frederick Knott’s dark

thriller, made famous by the Alfred Hitchcock film. Brigadoon Wed 26–Sat 1 Mar, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £15–£19. Much- loved musical set in the mysterious Scottish village of Brigadoon. Allan Stewart’s Big Variety Show Wed 5–Sat 8 Mar, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £25. Allan Stewart presents his big variety show featuring Grant Stott, Andy Gray, Paul Zerdin and more. Some Girl I Used To Know Mon 10–Wed 12 Mar, 7.30pm. £23. Denise Van Outen’s solo show featuring an 80s and 90s soundtrack. Eternal Love Tue 18–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm (Wed & Sat 2.30pm also). £14–£29.50. Romantic drama by Howard Brenton.

ROYAL LYCEUM THEATRE Grindlay Street, 248 4848.

Private Lives Thu 20 Feb–Sat 8 Mar, 7.45pm (Wed & Sat 2.30pm

also; not Sun & Mon). £12–£27.50 (previews £10). Coward’s sparkling 1930 comedy about two divorcees who find they’re in neighbouring rooms with their respective new spouses. See preview, page 89. Union Thu 20 Mar–Sat 12 Apr, 7.45pm (Sat & Wed 2.30pm also; not Sun & Mon). £12–£27.50 (previews £10). Timely new play from Tim Barrow about the 1707 Act of Union, which brought together the English and Scottish parliaments.

SCOTTISH STORYTELLING CENTRE 43–45 High Street, 556 9579. Absolutely Legless Fri 14 Mar, 7.30pm. £10 (£8). Edinburgh-based Irish dance group present a St Patrick’s Day celebration.

SUMMERHALL 1 Summerhall, 0845 874 3001. Four Steps Back Thu 27 Feb–Sat

Y A D T R E B O R

GLASGOW GIRLS

As part of the Glasgow 2014 Cultural Programme to celebrate the Commonwealth Games, the return of Glasgow Girls is a timely reminder that the city has a history of welcoming and supporting immigrants. Based on a true story, this musical tells the tale of a group of young women who weren’t willing to let the government repatriate their friends without a struggle. Driven by Cora Bisset’s conception and direction, with words by David Greig and music from a host of Scottish talent, Glasgow Girls is a feel-good musical that doesn’t pull its punches. (Gareth K Vile) Citizens Theatre, Glasgow, Thu 20 Feb–Sat 8 Mar. 94 THE LIST 20 Feb–20 Mar 2014

1 Mar, 7.30pm. £7 (£5). Collection of four short plays from as many new writers.

TRAVERSE THEATRE Cambridge Street, 228 1404. Blink Thu 20–Sat 22 Feb, 8pm. £15.50 (£8–£12.50). Phil Porter’s darkly comic tale about the love story of Jonah, Sophie and a fox named Scruffilitis. See preview, page 89.

Dark Vanilla Jungle Thu 27 Feb–Sat 1 Mar, 8pm. £15.50

(£8–£12.50). A girl craves for family and home and goes to extreme lengths to achieve her aims. See preview, page 89. Yama/Kingdom Fri 28 Feb & Sat 1 Mar, 7.30pm. £15.50 (£8–£12.50). Two compelling world premieres from international choreographers performed by Scottish Dance Theatre’s exceptional dancers. See preview, page 90. Gym Party Tue 4 & Wed 5 Mar, 8pm. £15.50 (£8–£12.50). Made in China presents a show exploring the psychology of winning and the nature of pride. The Confessions of Gordon Brown Tue 11–Sat 15 Mar, 7.30pm. £15.50 (£8–£12.50). One-man play by acclaimed Scots Emmy-nominated writer and director Kevin Toolis that exposes the darkest secrets of being Prime Minister. Pronoun Thu–Sat 15 Mar, 7pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £12. Josh and Isabella are childhood sweethearts. They were meant to be together forever. But Isabella has now become a boy. Dare to Care Wed 19–Fri 21 Mar, 7.30pm. £15.50 (£8–£12.50). Arriving for a spell behind bars a group of women share insights into their lives and the price they’ll have to pay. Chalk Farm Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 8pm. £15.50 (£8–£12.50). Explosive new play about love and blame during the 2011 London riots.

OUTSIDE THE CITIES

THE BRUNTON Ladywell Way, Musselburgh, 665 2240. Hedda Gabler Fri 28 Feb, 7.30pm. £11.75 (£9.25; under 18s £6.75). Icarus Theatre Collective brings to life Isben’s classic tale of jealousy, greed and stolen manuscripts. Fawlty Towers The Dinner Show Sat 1 Mar, 7.30pm. £32. Performed as you dine, this is a tribute to the iconic sitcom. A November Day Sat 8 Mar, 2pm & 7pm. £6.75 (family £25). To mark the 100th anniversary of the outbreak of WWI this shows the miracle of friendship when all else seems lost. DUNDEE REP Tay Square, Dundee, 01382 223530. Yama/Kingdom Thu 20–Sat 22 Feb, 8pm. £16 (£13). See Traverse Theatre, Edinburgh. Agatha Christie: And Then There Were None Wed 5–Sat 29 Mar, 7.30pm (Thu & Sat 2.30pm also; not not Sun & Mon). £19 (£14–£16; children £7). Play based on the the classic Agatha Christie whodunit.

MACROBERT University of Stirling, Stirling, 01786 466666. Hedda Gabler Thu 27 Feb, 7.30pm. £13.50 (£12; children £7). Icarus Theatre Collective brings to life Isben’s classic tale of jealousy, greed and stolen manuscripts. Dance Connection: World Tour Sat 1 & Sun 2 Mar, 1pm & 6pm. £10 (£8; children £7). Three hundred and fifty talented dancers perform ballet, tap, modern, street and cheer from across the globe. Wendy Hoose Wed 19 Mar, 7.30pm. £10.50 (£9; students £5). See Tron Theatre, Glasgow.