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Thu 27 & Fri 28 Mar, 7pm. Sat 29 Mar, 11am, 2.45pm & 6.30pm. Sun 30 Mar, noon & 4pm. £13.50–£19.50. Journey to four worlds from the popular Disney animations Cars, Toy Story 3, The Little Mermaid and Tinkerbell. Dancing on Ice Fri 11–Sun 13 Apr, 6.30pm. £32.50–£67.50. The hit ITV show goes live for its final tour. THE 13TH NOTE CAFÉ/BAR 50–60 King Street, 553 1638. Little Bit of Theatre Mon 7 Apr, 7.30pm. £5 (students £3). Monthly evening featuring live performance art, theatre, comedy, music, burlesque and spoken word.

TRAMWAY 25 Albert Drive, 0845 330 3501. i’d rather humble than hero Fri 28 Mar & Sat 29 Mar, 7.30pm (Sat 2pm also). £8 (£6). New performance from Junction 25, creators of the Total Theatre Award winning Anoesis. TRON THEATRE 63 Trongate, 552 4267. Jezebel Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 8pm. £10 (£7.50). Rough Magic present Mark Cantan’s clever comedy about a couple who risk their relationship to spice up their sex life. The Pitchfork Disney Tue 25 Mar, 8pm. £10 (£7.50). See preview, page 97. Newsboy Thu 27 Mar, 8.30pm. £5. A living newspaper aiming to examine our ideas and feelings about the world around us. TalkFest Mon 31 Mar–Sat 5 Apr, times and prices vary. See preview, left. The Readings La Clé Tue 1 Apr, 7.45pm. £3. Two women struggle to break free of each other. Part of TalkFest. FREE Five Billion Years/The Bedding Tunes Tue 1 Apr, 8.30pm. Two new plays, presented as compiled extracts based on an earlier workshop. TalkFest. Descent Wed 2 Apr, 8pm. £3. Drama about a couple’s struggle to hold on to each other in the face of dementia. TalkFest. Rachel’s House Thu 3 Apr, 7.45pm. £3. Work in progress based on the true stories of eight women leaving the US criminal justice system. TalkFest. Mother Courage Sat 5 Apr, 7.45pm. £3. See Mitchell Library, Glasgow. The Sin Eaters Sat 5 Apr, 7.45pm. £3. Haunting tale of religious fundamentalism and sexual mania set during the 1679 Covenanter uprising. TalkFest. Lost Thu 10–Sat 12 Apr, 7.30pm. £8. Devised theatre piece about lost things. Up to Speed Sat 12 Apr. See Kids listings.

THE VALE 5 Dundas Street, 332 4928. The Weegies Have Stolen the One O’Clock Gun Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm (Sat 3pm also). £4–£5. Robin Cairns’ popular character Morningside Malcolm is back in another play pitting the Weegies against the Edinbuggers. Glasgow International Comedy Festival. Party Suzie Sun 30 Mar–Wed 2 Apr, 7.30pm. £8–£10. The story of a young woman testing her hosting skills on her friends, back in Glasgow during the 1980s. Glasgow International Comedy Festival. VESPBAR 14 Drury Street, 204 0060. Stand By Tuesdays 25 Mar & 1 Apr, 8.45pm. £4–£5. Comedy drama about the TV we love to hate with three telly addicts tackling identity crises, remote in hand. Glasgow International Comedy Festival.

EDINBURGH ALBA FLAMENCA 73 East Crosscauseway, 667 3600. Alba Flamenca Saturdays 22

Mar–5 Apr, 8.30pm. £11–£13. Flamenco rhythms from highly skilled dancers. ASSEMBLY ROXY 2 Roxburgh Place, 623 3030. Auld Reekie Magic Cabaret Thu 17 Apr, 8pm. £8.50–£10. Evening of illusion and entertainment showcasing magicians from across Scotland and the rest of the UK.

THE AUGUSTINE CHURCH 41–43 George IV Bridge, 220 1677. The Cliff Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £6–£8. Twisty whodunnit from Edinburgh-based playwright Michael Shand. BROUGHTON HIGH SCHOOL 29 East Fettes Avenue Les Misérables Wed 9–Sat 12 Apr, 7pm (Sat 2pm also). £12 (£10). Captivate Drama perform the well-loved musical based on the French novel by Victor Hugo. The Phantom of the Opera Thu 17–Sun 20 Apr, 7pm (Sat & Sun 2pm also). £15 (£10). Captivate Drama presents Andrew Lloyd Webber’s masterpiece.

CHURCH HILL THEATRE 33a Morningside Road, 447 7597. Boogie Nights: The 70s Musical Tue 1–Sat 5 Apr, 7.30pm. £10–£14 (£10–£12). Join Edinburgh Music Theatre on a booty-shaking fun-filled trip down memory lane through the irresistible sounds of the 70s. CRAIGMILLAR COMMUNITY ARTS CENTRE 58 Newcraighall Road, 669 8432. Willie the Wicked Wolf Thu 10 Apr. See Kids listings. Celeste’s Circus Sat 12 Apr. See Kids listings.

THE EDINBURGH PLAYHOUSE 18–22 Greenside Place, 0844 871 3014. West Side Story Thu 20–Sat 29 Mar, 7.30pm (Thu, Sat & Wed 2.30pm also). The classic tale, based on Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. Tap Factory Mon 31 Mar, 7.30pm. £18.50–£22. A mixed programme of contemporary dance styles, accompanied by a live band. Dance ’Til Dawn Thu 3–Sat 5 Apr, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also. £15–£45. Strictly Come Dancing favourites Vincent Simone and Flavia Cacace are back with a brand new show celebrating the Golden Age of Hollywood. Hot Flush! Wed 9 Apr, 7.30pm. £17–£23. Lesley Joseph stars in the one and only menopause musical. Yup, we’ve reached that point. EDINBURGH FESTIVAL THEATRE 13–29 Nicolson Street, 529 6000. Northern Ballet: Cinderella Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm. £12–£36. Fairytale ballet choreographed by David Nixon. Ice Wed 26–Sun 30 Mar, 7.30pm (Thu & Sat 2.30pm also). Former head judge of Dancing on Ice Robin Cousins presents a selection of ice skaters from around the world. Errol White Company: iam Thu 27 Mar, 7.30pm. £12–£15. New show in which a group of dancers weave in and out of the fabric of their own personal histories. Wendy Hoose Sat 29 Mar, 7.30pm. £14 (£7). Johnny McKnight’s play about two 20-somethings who are looking for love in all the wrong places. Compagnie Kafig’s Boxe Boxe Tue 1 & Wed 2 Apr, 7.30pm. £12.50–£22.50. Physical theatre performance from the French company. Under the Mulberry Tree Thu 3– Sat 12 Apr, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £12.50. New play focusing on the darker side of human relationships and the

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OUT OF THE BLUE DRILL HALL 30–36 Dalmeny Street, Leith, 555 7101. Little Princess Goldtree Wed 9 Apr. See Kids listings.

THE QUEEN’S HALL 87–89 Clerk Street, 668 2019. FREE Resonate: From Studio to Stage Mon 31 Mar, 6.30pm. Free but ticketed. Students from a variety of City of Edinburgh schools and Napier University present an evening of dance, drama and music.

ROXY ART HOUSE 2 Roxburgh Place, 629 0039. The Strange Undoing of Prudencia Hart Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £15–£12. See Maryhill Burgh Halls, Glasgow.

ROYAL LYCEUM THEATRE Grindlay Street, 248 4848. Union Thu 20 Mar–Sat 12 Apr (not Sun & Mon), 7.45pm (Sat & Wed 2.30pm also). £12–£27.50 (previews £10). See preview, page 97. 7 Billion Others and Me Fri 28 Mar & 4 Apr, 6pm. £5 (members £3). LYT’s production explores Scotland’s position in the wider world, and its upcoming referendum in particular.

SCOTTISH STORYTELLING CENTRE 43–45 High Street, 556 9579. Adventures from the Odyssey Sat 12 Apr. See Kids listings.

SUMMERHALL 1 Summerhall, 0845 874 3001. Messages From a Mental Institution Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm. £8–£10. An absurd, surreal production about a woman who believes her husband is sending her messages from a mental institution.

secrets people hide from each other. Ages 16+. The Steadfast Tin Soldier Mon 14 Apr. See Kids listings. The Secret Life of Suitcases Thu 17 Apr. See Kids listings. GILMERTON COMMUNITY CENTRE 4 Drum Street, 664 2335. Gingerbread Man Tue 8 Apr. See Kids listings.

HENRY’S CELLAR BAR 8–16 Morrison Street, 629 4101. FREE Late Night Cabaret Wed 26 Mar, 10.30pm. Weekly cabaret hosted by Miss Annabel Sings.

KING’S THEATRE 2 Leven Street, 529 6000. Eternal Love Thu 20–Sat 22 Mar, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £14–£29.50. Romantic drama by Howard Brenton. Agatha Christie’s Black Coffee Mon 24–Sat 29 Mar, 7.30pm (Wed & Sat 2.30pm also). £14.50–£30. Christie’s first play for the stage features Hercule Poirot and a typical crime plot. Princess Ida Tue 1–Sat 5 Apr, 7.30pm (Sat 2.30pm also). £12–£19. An Edinburgh Gilbert and Sullivan Society production of this entertaining tale by the celebrated Victorian double act. Peppa Pig’s Big Splash Sat 12 & Sun 13 Apr. See Kids listings. A Midsummer Night’s Dream Wed 16–Sat 19 Apr, 7.30pm (Thu & Sat 2pm also). £14–£29.50. Propeller’s production of Shakespeare’s magical play. NORTH EDINBURGH ARTS CENTRE 15a Pennywell Court, 315 2151. Two Can Toucan Sat 5 Apr. See Kids listings. Little Princess Goldtree Sat 12 Apr. See Kids listings.

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