Events are listed by date, then city. Submit listings at least ten days before publication to gayGlichomk. Listings are compiled by Robin Lee.

Edinburgh

I Little Miss Destination Destination, 17 Albert Place. 554 7282. 9.30pm. Free. Having crowned Mr Destination, the cabaret bar searches for a lady or transsexual to represent Destination on its float in the Pride Scotia parade this summer.

I Utter Gutter Studio 24. 24—26 Calton Road, 558 3758. 10.30pm—3am. £6. See picture caption.

Edinburgh

I Fever Ego, l4 Picardy Place, 478 7434. 1 1pm-3am. £10 (£8 members). See Clubs. page 32.

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I Not long after club night Velvet closed its doors in the wee small hours of Sunday 4 February, a fire broke out at the venue, Mariners, in Leith, and destroyed the interior. The inferno was so intense the roof fell in. Alas, the next week’s gay club, Zeus - previewed here - had to be cancelled. Fear not, for the two clubs have risen from the ashes to schedule two Bank Holiday double-headers at Studio 24, on Sun 8 Apr and Sun 6 May. Velvet will be in the larger, downstairs room, and Zeus upstairs.

I Another venue that’s bitten the dust - though not so dramatically - is Sala cafe-bar on Broughton Street, Edinburgh. A women’s favourite, it’s closed after four years of serving tasty food and drink to a relaxed clientele.

I Doors have opened at 56 Oswald Street, however, where the popular east coast night spot Destination has established a base in Glasgow with Club Destination. The successful camp flamboyance is translated to a late-night dance club, open six days a week until 3am.

I Still in Glasgow, the new LGBT Centre plans to open up at 84 Bell Street in early April. Watch this space for details.

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Edinburgh

I Booty Medina. 45—47 Lothian Street, 225 6313. l 1pm—3am. £3. See Clubs, page 33.

I Taste Cabaret Voltaire, 36—38 Blair Street, 220 6176. 1 1pm—3am. £5 before 1 1.30pm; £8 after (£6 members). See Clubs, page 33.

Glasgow

I Passionality Byblos. Unit Q, Merchant Square, 71 Albion Street, 552 3895. l 1.30pm—3am. £3—£2. Pleasing chartistry from DJ Shawn Roberts, resuscitating the weekend for the gay/mixed crowd. Note new venue.

Tuesday 3

Glasgow

I FUN Cube, 34 Queen Street, 226 8990. 1 1.30pm—3am. £3. DJ Shazza Halliwell mixes older classics and fun tunes. Requests welcome.

Edinburgh

I Vibe Ego. 14 Picardy Place. 478 7434. l lpm—3am. £4. Gay night with James Longworth on the decks.

I Wednesday 4

Glasgow

I Allure The Tunnel, 84 Mitchell Street, 204 1000. 11.30pm—3am. £3. Happy. cheesy pop from DJ Darren and the guys behind Passionality.

Edinburgh

I Girls Allowed CC Blooms. 23-24 Greenside Place, 556 9331. 10pm-3am. Free. It’s ladies night downstairs, with the first drink free. A live singer. chill- out area, candles and lava lamps transform the club into a sexy, girls-only zone.

I The Hub LGBT Centre for Health & Wellbeing. 9 Howe Street, 523 1 100. 6.30—8.30pm. Free. Stop by after work to chat, and find out about the LGBT Centre for Health & Wellbeing‘s activities. Free internet access and tea. coffee and magazines.

Glasgow

I Burly The Arches. 30 Midland Street, 0870 240 7528. 10.30pm—3am. £8—£10. See Clubs. page 29.

Edinburgh

I Mingin’ Studio 24, 24—26 Calton Road, 558 3758. 1 1pm—3am. £5. See Clubs. page 32.

Glasgow

I Club Noir: Secret Garden Carling Academy Glasgow. 121 Eglinton Street. 0870 771 2000. 9pm—3am. £12-£9. Some garden gates should never be opened . . . Presenting a vintage. retro and modern soundtrack while thrilling to trademark tassle-twirling. human curiosities. burlesque shows, sensual ballet and more. No jeans and trainers. please.

I Easter Saturday Special Bennets, 80—90 Glassford Street, 552 5761.

1 1.30pm—3am (performance at 1am). £5—£6. Dance vocalist Karen Danzig makes a return to Bennets, having packed it out on her last two appearances.

Edinburgh

I Luvely The Liquid Room, 9c Victoria Street, 225 2564. 10.30pm—3am. £12 (£10). A saucy soirée of full-on, driving house music, with residents Tommy Kay. Dean Newton, Grum Stone and Jon Edwards. Go commando or dress camouflage with this month’s army theme.

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The stars are just as pretty looking up from the capital’s kerbs as from Glasgow’s, so Utter Gutter

resident DJ Madame S (pictured) is teaming up with Gregor Laird (Heroes, Disko Bloodbath) and the ominously-monikered DJ Bitch to bring the club eastwards. As usual, we’re promised a ‘full-on homo smorgasboard of filthy beats and bleeps, tech beats and punk treats.’ Expect lots of dressing up and smiles to crack the dour demeanour of Auld Fleekie.

I Utter Gutter, Studio 24, Edinburgh, Fri 30 Mar.

Sunday 8

Edinburgh

I Tackno Lulu. under Tiger Lily. 125b George Street. 561 2245. 10pm—3am. £8 (£6 members). See Clubs. page 33.

I Velvet & Zeus Studio 24. 24—26 Calton Road. 558 3758. 10.30pm—3am. £4 before 10.30pm: £6 after. See Clubs. page 33.

I Booty Medina, 45—47 Lothian Street. 225 6313. l 1pm—3am. £3. See Sun I.

I Taste Cabaret Voltaire. 36—38 Blair Street. 220 6176. l lpm—3am. £5 before 1 1.30pm; £8 after (£6 members). See Sun 1.

Monday 9

Glasgow

I Passionality Byblos. Unit Q. Merchant Square. 71 Albion Street. 552 3895. 1 1.30pm—3am. £3—£2. See Mon 2.

Tuesday 1 0

Glasgow I FUN Cube, 34 Queen Street. 226 8990. 1 1.30pm—3am. £3. See Tue 3.

Edinburgh I Vibe Ego. 14 Picardy Place, 478 7434. 1 1pm—3am. £4. See Tue 3.

Wednesday 1 1

Glasgow I Allure The Tunnel. 84 Mitchell Street, 204 1000. l 1.30pm—3am. £3. See Wed 4.

Edinburgh

I The Hub LGBT Centre for Health & Wellbeing. 9 Howe Street. 523 1 100. 6.30—8.30pm. Free. See Wed 4.

I lcebreakers CC Blooms. 23—24 Greenside Place. 556 9331. 7.30—9pm. Free. Social group for people who want to feel at ease in LGBT company. New to Edinburgh, recently out, feel cut oft”? Join this welcoming group. organised by

the Lothian Gay and Lesbian Switchboard.

Glasgow

I Bennets 80-90 Glassford Street, 552 5761. Tue. Thu—Sun 1 1.30pm—3am. £3—£6 (£2—£5). Friendly, down to earth, late-night disco venue playing cheesy

. pop and dance over two floors.

I Club Destination 56 Oswald Street, 07890 692080. Tue—Sun 9.30pm-3am. £3 before 1 1pm, £4 after (£1 Tue—Thu). Edinburgh’s most flamboyant venue heads west, with a dancier. late-night vibe.

I The Polo Lounge 84 Wilson Street, 553 1221. Mon-Thu 5pm—1am; Fri—Sun 5pm—3am. Spacious, swanky. gay/mixed Merchant City club. with several rooms and a downstairs dancefloor open at the weekend (£5 after 1 1pm).

Edinburgh

I CC Blooms CC Blooms, 23—24 Greenside Place. 556 9331. Mon—Thu 6pm—3am; Fri & Sat 5pm—3am, Sun 7pm—3am. Free. The east coast scene queen pumps out dance and cheese delights every night. With karaoke on Thursday and Sunday, and DJ Shazza versus DJ Blondie on Saturday nights. I Destination 8. Destination 2 17 Albert Street. 0131 554 7282. Destination open daily, 7pm—1am; Fri & Sat Sam-noon. Destination 2 open daily. noon—lam. Food (until 9pm) and relaxation in women-friendly Destination 2. with camp entertainment next door. Tuesday brings karaoke and Wednesday is student night (both from 9pm).

I “Mist 268 Dublin Street, 538 7775. Sun—Thu noon—1am; Fri—Sat noon—2am. Formerly the Newtown Bar. and now reopened after a style revamp, Twist features a disco bar downstairs every Friday and Saturday night, with Dejay Bird.